A few quickies
Okay just a few quickies that I found on the newspaper blogs again.
Who we find attractive...
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face and physique a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.However, if she is PMSing , or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and theyhad children and so all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeysfrom which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,'Mom how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
Old Man Syndrome
Who we find attractive...
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face and physique a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.However, if she is PMSing , or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
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The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and theyhad children and so all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeysfrom which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,'Mom how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
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Old Man Syndrome
Two medical students were walking along the streetwhen they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome.Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely hasZovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
They approached the old man and one of the students said to him:"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the wayyou walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.Could you tell us what it is?”
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think."One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
And the old man said: "I thought it was a fart........... but I was wrong."
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