Really Bad Pick Up Lines
We have all heard some bad pick up lines I am sure. Years ago I worked at a sports bar. I heard plenty of bad pick up lines. Here are some of the most memorable.
- You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
- Do you wash your jeans in Windex because I can see myself in them?
- I bet your dress would look better on the floor tomorrow morning.
- What are you doing later besides me?
- You might not think I am much now but after a few beers you will love me. (Remember the old milk commercials with the little boy trying to pick up the woman?
It was an old man that would come in and play pool every night. Every night he would find a way to work this into the conversation..."I can't wait until tomorrow". He would always walk away before I could ask why. Finally after he had been sneaking that in every night for ages he asked it and did not walk away. So after he said, "I can not wait until tomorrow" I finally was able to ask why. The old man then said, "because you get prettier everyday". How adorable is that?
Extreme Style by VO5 has a Ultimate Flirting Championship game. I saw it on a blog before and checked it out since curiosity got me. It is kind of like a little love connection game. There are questions, answers, and flirting. In the end the one person that asks the questions gets the chance to talk with the person that had the most answers that they liked. It is pretty cute.
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Okay, that pickup line is pretty cute. Though I'm not so sure it would have been as cute, had it been from a young cocky guy, as opposed to an old man.
The worst pickup line I think I've ever heard was "Did it Hurt? [What?] Did it Hurt? [What hurt?] When you fell down from heaven?" Yeah, that was a real groaner.