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I have a new guilty pleasure. I am right now watching Dumbest Criminals on truTV. That program is hilarious! I can not believe how stupid and weird some people are.

One woman said she had a gun in her pocket but the employees asked to see the gun. Knowing that she did not really have one, she left with nothing.

Another one really shocked me. A man walked into a gas station and pulled out a huge sword. I was already shocked but then the cashier pulled from under the counter an even bigger sword. People really run around carrying swords still? I can see someone robbing a place with Cold Steel Knives but swords?

Years ago one of my brothers was dating a girl that worked at an auto parts store at night in a bad neighborhood. He was worried about her so he bought her a little fake lipstick that had a tiny blade inside. I still have no idea how that was supposed to help much. Maybe if he shopped at The Blade Shop he could have found her a real knife.

There are some big knives at that store. They have so many types and sizes. They have everything you would need for hunting, sporting and utility knives. Years ago I knew a lot of young men that collected knives and swords. The scarier looking the better. Some looked like they came straight out of Star Trek and some looked like an assassin would own them.

I never understood collecting knives just to have them and display them but then again I am not a man. Men have no idea why women collect some of the dumb things we collect either. I guess if I worked at a place like the ones on Dumbest Criminals I would invest in a good knife. Or maybe I would get a sword like the one lady. LOL